I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubblegum.

freelivefocus:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via msmeganonymous)

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

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ilookdamngoodiaintlostit:

This is the realest shit I’ve seen all day

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wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Tiny Tattoos by Austin Tott 

This awesome photo series titled ‘Tiny Tattoos’ by Austin Tott, a photographer based in Seattle, Washington, revolves around just that. More after the jump:

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simoneriel:

kidlea:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.

I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun

simoneriel:

kidlea:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

i still don’t understand this…

holy shit yes.

I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun

(Source: mostlikelyloveyou, via thevoiceofwrath)